The Glorious History of Roel's Bar
"MITSWA":
50 happy years of foodpoisoning, bar fights, trouble with
the neighbourhood, riots and complaints about malfunctioning
toiletfacilities!
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The opening of Roel's Bar "MITSWA", on 7 September
'48.
Fake vouchers for free drinks and snacks were handed out, to persuade more people to attend the Grand Opening Ceremony (in the first instance, only 3 people had turned up, 1 of them being the mailman, coming round only to deliver a letter!). |
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Mitswa behind bars.
In 1955, the entire Bar Mitswa staff were arrested for selling watered beer and suspicious smelling sandwiches, and for wearing stupid trousers (see photo). |
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The first broken table.
July 13th 1969: For the first time, a piece of furniture was, without reason, pulled out of the pub and brutally smashed to pieces on the street. It was the first in an endless row of furniture-breaking accidents taking place in the glorious history of Bar Mitswa. Ahh, sweet memories! |
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The turbulent seventies.
Between '70 and '76, over 30 demonstrations were organised, demanding the closure of Bar Mitswa. Slogans such as 'Help to stop infectious skin disease: withdraw Mitswa's licence!', 'Dull, duller, Bar Mitswa!' and 'Kill the whale!', were used by the protesters. |
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The Annual Barbecue.
This picture was made during the '83 barbecue party at Mitswa's pavement. True to tradition, the gastronomical festivities ended in mass hysteria and food-fights. The riot started when some idiot actually drunk a pint of Mitswa-beer (although he was clearly warned not to!). After a minute he started losing eyesight and shaking all over, which was why he accidently knocked over a table, thereby starting the whole thing.
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Mitswa's "Make your own Chinese lantern competition".
This competition was held during a winter night in december '96. One bastard put (instead of the more usual candle) a complete flamethrower in his lantern! Guess what happened! There's always some moron who has to spoil it for the others, isn't there? |